NyCzAce's Hideout

2009-05-31T09:00:00.000-07:00

Maple finally lvl 12o!

Screenie of wedding with elra.

xDD

ZzZzZz

2009-05-09T09:09:00.000-07:00

these few days sucks..
I missed my I/S practical, got kicked out of Food test, and went for catering science. When i got to catering science. stupid invigilator told us off when we were ill informed about the time. i immediately turn around, opened the door and stormed out.

HAH

the invigilator sensed fireworks. so she came and talked nicely. >.> in the end. i wasted 15 bucks on a cab ride to come for an exam that took me only 10 minutes. WTF

Dynasty Warriors StrikeForce

2009-05-05T11:01:00.000-07:00

Ahh.. Strikeforce! been waiting for this game since march
Now im addicted to it.
The "great" thing is, Its released during shatec's progress tests >.>
wtf wtf wtf.

2009-04-19T19:44:00.000-07:00

Omfg, havent blogged since valentines day. cos all this bloody time i spend my days the same way. nothing to talk abt. until my sch start. 2 weeks nia got siao de teacher keep saying my hair liao. i cut to teacher A's liking, teacher B nt happy, teacher B's expectation, Teacher A dun like. all retarded bitch teacher...

2009-02-14T08:14:00.001-08:00

Another boring day.
Feeling extremely pisseddd for some reason.
i managed to get my mind off things by haloing, i was damn happy by other people's comments! they called me aimbotter.
WOW! i didnt know i was so good at halo til i could be compared with a hack.

2009-02-09T08:58:00.000-08:00

These few days im in a effing bad mood. it would end in either 2 ways.

1. i control my temper and feelings to stay normal. (almost impossible -.-")
2. let it all out so i could transform into a monster to rampage >.>

TO ALL SON OF A BITCHES WHO HAVE POSTED NEGATIVE COMMENTS ON MY VIDS ESPECIALLY LEKSENG. THOSE ARE NOT AUTO.

Here is Phase 1 HX5, done with fraps, to show morons that its NOT a fucking bot

Gargoyle HX5

Red Sign HX5

2009-02-05T05:50:00.000-08:00

Haven blogged for sooooooo damn fcking long. ive been spending my time on my runescape. yes i know its a lame game -.-" but ive managed to get all its fucking skills to level 99. it took a hell load of patience and time

My Maxed Skills

2009-01-01T06:29:00.000-08:00

havent blogged for like, 17 days D:
its already 2009!!
not going to sec 5,
not going to ite.
and, i dont know how to check about shatec either.
no mood for studies at all.
so much problems.
no one to talk to.
ARGH!!!
im going to really crack up this time.
although i have gotten what i wanted,
i just cant make myself feel happy.
grr.
i need something for me to fly at!!

2008-12-17T06:20:00.000-08:00

My Latest O2Jam Vids!!!! ^.^

Cross Time!!

Reincarnation

霍元甲

Euphorium

2008-12-15T06:54:00.001-08:00

Back From Malaysia!!!

6 Dec Saturday:
Was supposed to wake up at 9am
Overslept :@
Woke up at 12pm instead-.-"
no more time for o2jam ;_;
Quickly packed my bag, cooked instant noodles.
Then left for malaysia
There was this bloody traffic jam, stuck for 2 whole hours omfg.
Finally got there and met me relatives^^
there, my mom nudged me and said 'zi ling same age as you quite pretty hor.'
ZZZ. no change in her since the last time we met to me, only difference in height.
muahahahaha

2008-12-05T20:12:00.000-08:00

Im going to malaysia in 3 hour's time. Probably no opportunity to blog for a week >__> be back at next saturday or sunday

2008-12-05T02:37:00.001-08:00

Five And A Half Hours And Im 16

2008-12-05T00:19:00.000-08:00

For today. didnt sleep a wink last night -.-" just got a ds from gerald and completed my old pokemon cartridge ( i know its damn lame). omg 3 hours from giovanni to the elite four -.-"

Came back from my basketball an hour ago. and, this time got match, with 3 stupid girls-.-" challenge 2 on 2. say me very hiong -.-" i always give my all in every match i play. NOT HIONG.

Oh ya. here are the peektures i took yesterday, only 6 i think >_>

Edmund with a obscene hand gesture >___>

Gerald And Edmund

Edmund walking. thats the perfect moonwalking position!

Me and Gerald >_>

Me >.<

The lollipop that Elra likes

2008-12-05T00:07:00.000-08:00

went to amk hub with my cousin gerald and edmund (fucker last minute decided) to celebrate my birthday early, supposed to be tomorrow but im going to malaysia -.-"
thanks to gerald's mum for fetching me, >.< was raining like hell.
Met up with edmund and bought the tickets, being teenagers of our age, we were spewing a hell load of vulgarities around -.-"
Went to mini toons to buy sweets
a load of sour ribbons, really alot.
and 2 big lollipops, which reminded me of Elra >.<
omg the sweets cost 12 bucks wdf. i LOVE sweets
got into the cinema and the movie started, madagascar 2.
DAMN LAME -____-|||||

"We have good news and bad news, the good news is, we're landing, the bad news is, its a crash landing."

-.-" Whoever thought up that line got a pretty smart mouth.

2008-12-02T21:51:00.000-08:00

ZZz.wdf. my bball friends all say today nt free?! cheebye! all say same thing. is down play wif me right -.- Angry and crushed my mouse in my hand -.- must have gripped it too hard. haih.. must play alone again. 2 out of 10 times den got pple play match with. I too pro le is it._. wakakakakak

2008-12-02T21:21:00.000-08:00

2 More Days To My Birthday

寂寞包厢

你走了我的心只剩一半,
该找些什麽来填满,
你点了三人的套餐,
散场只留下我买单,
爱怎麽那麽难,
我怎麽这麽孤单,
没有人听我呐喊,
谁帮我把这首歌唱完,
萤幕非常热情友善,
说来宾请尽情欢唱,
还真善良这一个寂寞包厢,
是该点些歌来唱,
是该有声音陪伴,
我和这三坪暗房,
都很需要被填满,
不然夜晚那麽长,
不然心那麽空旷,
而且思念虎视眈眈,

你在什麽地方,
那是谁的地方,
靠在谁的肩膀,
让谁吻你脸庞,
今晚月光泛滥,
你们打算怎麽样,

你在哪个远方,
搬到哪座天堂,
遗忘简不简单,
快乐困不困难,
对於从前时光,
对於我们才爱到一半,
你遗憾或不遗憾,

有的甜蜜有的哀伤,
一首情歌记录一段,
今夜回忆被打翻四处流窜,
点了的歌都唱完,
伤心还余音绕梁,
我这巨大的孤单,
能拿什麽来填满
夜晚还是那麽长,
心里还那麽空旷,
思念像个黑洞一样,

你在什麽地方,
那是谁的地方,
靠在谁的肩膀,
让谁吻你脸庞,
今晚月光泛滥,
不准你们怎麽样,
你在哪个远方,
搬到哪座天堂,
遗忘简不简单,
快乐困不困难,
对於从前时光,
对於我们才爱到一半,
很遗憾你不遗憾,

闭上眼睛就看到,
你美丽的笑,
吹不熄也灭不掉,
想你的火苗,
从我左边的胸口,
延烧直到眼角,
我失火了但是不想逃,

你在什麽地方,
那是谁的地方,
靠在谁的肩膀,
让谁吻你脸庞,
今晚月光泛滥,
你们打算怎麽样,
你在哪个远方,
搬到哪座天堂,
遗忘简不简单,
快乐困不困难,
对於从前时光,
对於我们才爱到一半,
你遗憾或不遗憾,
你在什麽地方,
那是谁的地方,
靠在谁的肩膀,
让谁吻你脸庞,
今晚月光泛滥,
不准你们怎麽样,
你在哪个远方,
搬到哪座天堂,
遗忘简不简单,
快乐困不困难,
对於从前时光,
对於我们才爱到一半,
我很遗憾你不遗憾.

2008-12-02T18:25:00.000-08:00

龙战骑士 By:周杰伦

Toccata & Fugue

Identity

2008-12-02T06:05:00.000-08:00

3 More Days To My Birthday

zZzZz... AIYAH! NO MOOD TO BLOG ATM.

2008-11-30T07:11:00.000-08:00

A. People Who Have Been Tagged Must Write Their Answer In Their Blog.

1. What Have You Been Doing Recently?
Playing computer

2. Do You Ever Turn Your Cell Phone Off?
Once in a century

3. What Happened At 10am Today?
What happened? I'm sure some moron died at 10am today somewhere on earth

4. When Did You Last Cry?
Very recently

5. Believe In Fate/Destiny?
Yes

6. What Do You Want In Your Life Now?
Elra

7. Do You Tend To Make Relationship Complicated?
No

8. Are You Wearing Anything You Borrow From Someone?
No

9. What Was The Last Movie You Caught?
High School Musical 3

10. Does That Person Know You Like Him/Her?
Yes

11. Who Always Make Me Laugh?
Elra

12. Do You Speak Languages Other Than English?
Chinese, Hokkien, Teochew, Japanese, Watashiwa kokosei tantei Kudou Shinichi.

13. Favourite Website(s)?
www.haloclanxr3.forumarena.com

14. What Are You Doing Tomorrow?
I cant fucking predict the future

15. What Do You Think You Are Like?
A computer freak

16. Who Will You Choose To Die With?
Elra

17. Where Have You Been Today?
Ive made a trip to hell

18. What Game Do You Play Often?
O2Mania, Halo, CrypienMS(FTW!!!!)

19. Who Are You Missing Right Now?
Elra

20. If You Have To Choose A Friend And Love, Who Will You Choose?
Love

21. What Are You Doing Now?
Sitting in front of my com

22. Which Primary School Are You From
Ki Siao Primary School

23. Name Three Colour That You Like.
Red, Black, Blue

24. What Emoticon Do You Like To Show?
-.-"

25. What Is Life To You?
Its a Game which tortures you sadistically

26. If You Have Something Troubling You, What Will You Do?
Emo and cut my wrists

27. Who Did You Last Chat With On MSN Today?
Elra, right now

28. Who Do You Admire The Most?
Elra

29. Which Month Were You Born In?
December

30. How Are You Feeling Right Now?
Irritated

31. What Is The Time Now?
11:20:35 PM +8GMT

32. What Kind Of Person Do You Think The One Who Tag You Is?
Retarded -_-

33. What Colour Do You Use To Dye Your Hair?
I WOULD use red

34. Why Are You Doing This Test?
For no particular reason

35. What Do You Do When Your Moody?
自残

36. At Which Age Do You Wish To Get Married?
16,17,18,19,20

37. Who Is More Important To You?
Elra

38. If Today Is The Last Day Of Your Life, What Will You Do?
Watch the sun set for the last time in my life with Elra

39. Who Is/Are The People/Person You Trust The Most?
Elra (this answer is reapeated many times xD)

40. Do You Believe In Seeing The Rainbow After The Rain?
Im practically 24/7 in my house. I cant fucking see a rainbow

41. If You Have A Dream To Come True, What Would It Be?
Be with Elra eternally

42. What Is Your Goal For This Year?
No Goal

43. Do You Believe In Eternity Love?
Yes

44. What Feeling Do You Love Most?
Being loved.

45. Do You Really Think It's Global Warming Now?
I dunno. I dont give a damn to these shit.

46. What Feeling Do You Hate The Most?
A moody feeling which its like having a heavy pressure on you

47. Do You Like Doing Quizzes?
Judging my my answers, what do you think?

48. Do You Believe In Gods?
Nah.

49. Who Cares For You The Most?
Elra ( again :P)

50. What Do You Think Is The Most Important Thing In Your Life?
Elra (yet again xP)

51. What Will You Bring When You Fight?
My fists

52. What Have You Regretted Doing In Your Whole Life?
Coming into this fucked up world

53. What Do You Do If Nobody Cared For You Any Longer?
Find a way to sleep forever

54. What Will You Do If Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend Two-Timed You?
Beat her other boyfriend up till he vomits blood

55. How Do You Feel Now?
I feel, emo.

2008-11-30T05:42:00.000-08:00

5 More Days TO My Birthday

end of a fucking week
another terrible week, out of my mind with worry about Elra's camp.
Gracia MUCKED UP MY FORUM A THIRD TIME

today is yet another boring day and found out that a member of my CrypienMS is poaching our members to his server. wdf. stupid idiot. managed to steal his hamachi networks and camp on the networks.

2008-11-29T02:45:00.000-08:00

6 More Days To My Birthday

Woke up at 11 today omg. so late. Zzzz... Forced to go out with my mom! omfg... went to junction 8 to eat. and, my mom and sis shopped for clothes. omg. took so damn long just to buy 3 pieces of clothing. went home at 3. and waited and waited and waited. till elra finally came online. yipee. but another bad news. shes going for a wedding dinner at 6:30pm to 11:30pm... ZZZ... WDF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008-11-28T04:29:00.000-08:00

7 More Days To My Birthday
Elra Is Back

Gracia trying to start another round of bitching about.
anyways, elra is back!! happy!!

2008-11-27T05:07:00.000-08:00

8 More Days To My Birthday
Tomorrow Is The End Of Elra's Camp

A bloody moody day.... woke up damn late. OMG. and saw my mom dismantling my room for new furniture = = wdf. Id rather she put the computer in my room than adding new furniture. Same shit. turn on computer, on server and msn, then raped o2mania -_- till about 2pm. i went down to play basketball. Played with ignatius abc. wdf. i managed to shoot in two cnsecutive 3 pointers, which i suck at.... went home with a terrible headache. i think ive been in the sun for too long.And somehow my mother sneaked my handphone and peeked... OMFG... im dead.. zzz... HOW THE HECK COULD I FORGET ABOUT NOT LEAVING MY HANDPHONE LYING AROUND!!??

2008-11-26T04:11:00.000-08:00

9 More Days To My Birthday
1 More Day To The End Of Elra's Camp

Fucking tired today. in a damn bad mood and bored.
Play maple, damn bored.
Play o2mania, already fced those hard songs.
Play halo, fucking bunch of noobs.

ZZZZzzzzZZZZzzzz...........

AND, GRACIA, WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS WRONG WITH U.

1ST: YOU FUCKING MUCKED UP MY FORUM.
2ND: I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD SUCH PERVERTED THINKINGS
3RD: U MADE USE OF LEKSENG TO GET MY ATTENTION
4TH: U FUCKING INSULTED ELRA
5TH: U ACCUSED KENJI OF SOMETHING HE ISNT PLANNING TO DO.
6TH: YOUR A BITCH

what the hell did elra do to you? she didnt offend u in any fucking way. you dont have to use such erotic stuff to insult her. wan say say me la. and, KENJI WASNT PLANNING TO BETRAY ME. dont try to sow discord. and lastly, those shit you typed mucked up my forum, i suggest you fuck off now before things get out of hand

2008-11-25T02:44:00.000-08:00

KANINABEI PUA CHEEBYE

2008-11-25T02:26:00.000-08:00

10 More Days To My Birthday
2 More Days To The End Of Elra's Camp

Gracia what u nt happy about. pro hor u.
i know what have been happening and what ur thinking.
dun always think for urself hor. ur taking too much for granted.
even other pple aso hates ur fucking attitude.
You and ur plans for somthing is unbelievably immature.
elra also could easily see through what ur trying to do to disturb her.
so dont be an idiot and try to play mind games with us.

2008-11-24T20:26:00.000-08:00

11 More Days To My BirthDay...
3 More Days To End Of Elra's Camp...

ARRGGGH... Elra gone on a 4 day camp. OMFG. Cant see her for 4 days. TT^TT. lekseng and leonard arent helping either. in fact. they're talking about sour grapes. damn irritating...

Posted New O2Jam Vids...
P.S. I know im a freak at it...

Volcano HX5

Death Moon HX5

Electro Fantasy HD HX5

End Of Fight HX5

Identity Part II HX5

2008-11-24T08:49:00.000-08:00

Historical Happening : Tham Lek Seng officially claimed that he is actually Ryuji Hirasaka

2008-11-24T07:54:00.000-08:00

1. LekSeng is your soulmate.
Ans: Im not a gay. and hes a porn anime lover, which i hate, so obviously, hes not my soulmate. He already has errr... Ren Nanase, Shinjyo Remi, Fujisawa Ako and Kodama Ai(His Favourite)

2. Edmund is backstabbing you.
Ans: ...... he wouldnt waste the time to backstab me

3. How fat are you?
Ans: what the fuck of a question is that

4. Would you mail me a letter?
Ans: zzz... another fucking question. I'll mail one to your ass. do you want me to write on the letter so that it would be sent to YOUR ASS? *writes To (recepient's name) smelly ass*

5. What would you do to a person if he/she pranks u?
Ans: depends on who he/she is... i would just kill that person. but if its elra then i would take the prank

6. I wanna snatch elra away from you...
Ans: go ahead if u think u could.

7. who the hell is gracia?
Ans: A species of a human called "a girl"

8. What would you do if someone raped and killed elra?
Ans: hmm.. good question. personally i dunno. there are too many gruesome and sadistic way to torture and kill a human.OH! Id throw the culprit to lekseng. as lekseng would conduct all sorts of sadistic sexual experiments before killing them in a grotesque way

9. Your mom and Elra falls into the water. who would you save?
Ans: Elra. cos my mom knows how to swim and elra dosent

10. You suck alot.
Ans: thanks very much. coming from a son of a bitch like you. its a compliment

2008-11-24T07:00:00.000-08:00

today was no better... gave hongkai one last chance to host an event and he fucking botched it... wdf

and gracia... DON TRY TO 撒娇 WITH ME. IT WONT WORK... i must amit u smart, push dante to babymilk den become i partner u. partner is need to ASK. not scheming up other pple...

To Elra, go camp must 小心，dun let any idiots buwie u. remember take care yourself and drink lots of water. these 4 days i will wait for u de. wish you a happy trip!!

OMFCBG!!!

2008-11-23T03:12:00.000-08:00

.... THIS IS THE WORST WEEK OF MY LIFE!!!
Fell down, mouth bleed.
Forgot bring money, starved for an entire day.
Raining, buy food run home and fall down.
Drink too much water, vomit out.
Wan see doctor, clinic closed.
gave up waiting for sharmane, decided to be with elra, and gracia popped up.

OMFCBG. WHAT THE HELL DID I FUCKING DO TO DESERVE THESE!!??

i cant cheer up.
most of the time. im lost in my own world.

although im acting convincingly to hide these. but if this carries on. ima go mad, i cant control my feelings at times. anytime.. anytime these days. i would explode and get out of control....

2008-11-23T01:20:00.000-08:00

Re-posted.....

2008-11-22T21:43:00.000-08:00

New Vids

Phase 1 HX5 FC

Recollection HX5 FC

EarthQukae HX5 FC

R3 HX5 FC

2008-11-19T18:39:00.000-08:00

Some Ramdom

2008-11-18T04:03:00.000-08:00

V3 NX5

Gargoyle HX5

2008-11-08T09:00:00.000-08:00

lekseng... your the worst son a set of parents can have. you could change for the better and study harder for ur future. your mother is hardly supporting you and your father. your father is already like this and u choose to stay as you are, you are seriously hopeless, you are even trying to fend off people who are willing to offer a hand to help you. what would happen to you and your family and yourself if one day your mother couldnt work anymore? your seriously immature and stubborn. you may laugh for now. lets watch what would happen 10 years later. and see who would have the last laugh. its not too late to change, i seriously hope YOU would think for your parents and your future and change to save it.

2008-11-05T07:26:00.000-08:00

SOME RANDOM

2008-11-05T06:58:00.000-08:00

1. Do you have secrets?
Duh... =.= Your askin a stupid question.

2. Would you fall in love with someone younger than you?
zzz.. this question is for girls im shure. anyways, i would. older i wont mind.

3. Do you enjoy going to school?
NO. I HATE SCHOOL TO THE CORE.

4. What would you do with a billion dollars?
Ill by a new even faster computer although mine is fast enough = =
Give Leonard and Sharmane 100 and 500 million respectively each
Buy a new handphone
Give the rest to my parents( i dunno what to do with the money = =)

5. Will you fall in love with your best friend?
Yes, my best friend has to be a girl of course (duh, not into gay r/s).

6. Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
idk...

7. Who do you idolise?
I idolise xiaofo and ch. free. (super pro o2jammers :DD)

8. If the person you secretly like is already attached, what would you do?
Hmmm... dunno. if its someone i truely like ( which i have ). i would whack that guy. (i have a sadistic and violent character=X)

9.Is there anything that has made you extremely happy?
No.

10. Do you have any regrets?
Yeah. I regret coming into this world.

11. How would you see yourself in 10 years time?
..... i think im pretty hopeless. except being a world class computer gamer -.-

12. Who are currently the most important people to you?
Sharmane, Leonard and my computer

13. What kind of the person do you think the person tagged you is?
im nt tagged = =

14. Would you rather be single and rich or married but poor?
Married but poor. i just want a simple life without extravagant shit.

15. What is your favourite colour?
Red.

16. Would you give all in a relationship?
I will try my very best. But i never had a chance...

17. What would you do if someone whom you hate ask for your forgiveness?
Kill him/her

18. Would you forgive and forget no matter how horrible a thing the someone has done?
Never.

19. Do you prefer being single or having a relationship?
don wanna answer

20. 6 people I have tagged:
any 6 wanna do it?
I don't really like tagging people.
If you want to do this just leave your name on my tagboard and go ahead and do this in your blog.

Vids.........

2008-11-03T07:00:00.000-08:00

2008-11-03T06:16:00.000-08:00

My Best Friends

1. hmmm i was thinking who shall be the first one mention haha i think it got to be Leonard HAHA if you read this you got to be touched. Alright how should i describe this guy, a moron, an idiot... just like me. He is sometimes crazy, most of the time idiotic, everytime retarded. From time to time he prove himself that he can be a good friend.haha. i can say he is a sensitive guy pick up a few things from him, learn a few lessons through him. WTF!?

2. sharmane very nice person if not annoyed, scary when pissed. 0-0 a awesome friend to have. sometimes very crazy. loves hangin out with her friends and hates staying at home without a computer. wierd girl =\

3.Next will be lekseng A.K.A Ryuji Hirasaka this dude i know him since sec2. A bloody idiot who LOVES porn anime = =. Lazy, fat, sloppy. but fun to talk to and play a prank on >:D. a very loyal friend also. P.S. He asked me to add a list of porn animes he watches. so here it is : Hentai, Bible Black, Night Shift Nurses, Dark Love, Dicipline, Stepsister, A Time To Screw, Sadistic Sister, Angel Blade.... i think thats all.

4.Joseph. haha a shortie i must say. a super good friend, comes from a fucking RICH family. but, forced to study by his parents and cant use the comp often poor moron. Besides that, he is super motivated guy, if you see him studies you will be amaze by his motivation and determination.

5.edmund haha. donkey. haha sexy bitch pretty boy. haha. a friend i had for only 1 and 3/4 years, go through shit and have great fun together. rememebering the days we had when we still playing gameboys awesome man.haha.JIA BEH HUN!!

6.beverly. super scatter brain. next time more careful hor. don drive car and go bang bang bang again. i bet ur car cant take another accident. likes to keep her feelings and thoughts to herself. guai nu hai..

2008-11-03T06:04:00.000-08:00

ZZZ.... another loooonng gap between this post and the last post. cant find the time = =. whent to the movies to watch high school musical 3. wtf. its just a movie with most of its parts ripped from musical one and two. WASTE OF MY MONEY. that was last night. today. went to get lekseng out of his house to amk hub. wtf 1230pm still sleepin. made me miss my bus twice. on the way to lekseng's house. met jessie and chiachin. wanted to pretend as if i didnt see them... ... ... and kept bumpin into them at amk hub, around 5 times 0-0...

ZZZ. ill stop here. lost the mood to blog = = ill blog in around another few mins :D

2008-10-27T08:20:00.000-07:00

psh.. another boring day with lekseng and leonard( AGAIN...) and weiwei. went to lekseng house before looking for a job at hougang mall. zzz. leonard managed to push lekseng to break a metal bar below lekseng's bed (WTF GHEY!?), so much for being a "wrestler".

met up with weiwei at hougang mall's macdonalds and went up to the food court to eat. lekseng kept begging "leonard/aikleng 哥哥，借我一块钱吧"... idiot.. thennn.. went to popular to ask for if they were recruiting any staff. the bloody answer was "no" #*&)%&#*()$&)(*. Next up! game gadgets gear!

got to fill in an appication form and leonard joked around with it. zzz. i think i have the qualifications.

1. Good knowledge of games (obviously)
2. Positive attitude (maybe XD)
3. Self initiative
4~10. I Forgot =.=

A picture by leonard

WTF??!!

2008-10-22T20:21:00.000-07:00

found the mood to blog again... yesterday was so fucked up. i just got some argument with my bestest buddy and now my dad contracted some illness, if his body could fight the virus, he would be okay, but if he cant, its time to say byebye to him = =

i remember some stupid fortune teller said last year, he said i would have good luck in everything this year such as 桃花运，财运，学业上的运气. a bunch of crap and all proved TO BE WRONG. ZZZ. my parents paid a small fortune to consult this bogus fortune teller. what a fucking bastard. hope he gets banged by a lorry today and his face disfigured till no one could recognize him and he must live to suffer the pain
-_-" im bein too much of a sadist i guess o_O

2008-10-21T23:20:00.000-07:00

OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's
like this - first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried
with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She
tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried
with her mo uth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still
nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first
with both hands and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
still nothing.

The doctor was shocked!

'You asked your neighbor?'
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.'

HAHA

see another joke

Rolling Eyes Dog For Sale

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
"Talking Dog For Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador retriever sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"
The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift,
and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."

"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger,
so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover
security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered
some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals."

"I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that stuff.

Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving. The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a picture of his mum and dad in all their gear so he got the under water camera ready to go. When it came to taking the picture the dad realized that the son looked like he was panicking as he took it and gave the 'OK' hand sign to see if he was all right.

The son took the picture and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he c ou ld so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK. When they got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely panicking. When the parents asked why he said 'there was a shark behind you.' The dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true but they wouldn't believe him. As soon as they got back to the hotel they loaded the picture onto the laptop and this is what they saw.

[img]http://www.okz-okz.com/images/z79v4f2dejmfsukdpubj.png[/img]

(Try and tell me you wouldn't have emptied your
Entire digestive system right at the point you saw it)

Would you have stayed to take the picture??

Maybe what saved them was that the shark wasn't hungry, they were in the water not on the surface, and there was no fear coming from them - only because they were not aware. Probably better that the kid didn't point for them to look behind them.

This is one of the cleverest
E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much
spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.
(Wait till you see the last one)!

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES: !
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law). Laughing

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."
She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch".
She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?"
He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy."
"OK dad, so what's a bitch?"
"Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the
feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers
is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself
spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The men won.

An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight
so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam.
I do not intend to be forward
but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are
not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!"
said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down,
then back up at the man
and replied,
"Sir, anything you see down there
is 85 years old.
I just bought this hat yesterday!" Laughing Embarassed

Few hours ago, I feel jaded and try to find some "best jokes" around the WWW via Google and I found these, some jokes were as good as laughing, some of it are just lame, and some of it just not funny at all. But... taste differs don't they, lets just read the jokes

Best Joke in the world

Quote:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“

Second Place

Quote:
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.

Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”

“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson.

“And what do you deduce from that?”

Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.

Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.

Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.

But what does it tell you, Holmes?”

Holmes is silent for a moment.

“Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”

Top joke in USA

Quote:
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.

His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”

The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years.”

Top joke in Canada

Quote:
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

Top joke in Australia

Quote:
This woman rushed to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off: “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's WRONG with me, Doctor!?”

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says: “Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight....”

Top joke in Belgium

Quote:
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stamp out fires.

Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stamp out burning ducks

Top joke in Germany

Quote:
A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That's not it” and put it down again. This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said: “That's it.”

Top joke in UK

Quote:
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

Top Joke in England

Quote:
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”

Top Joke in Wales

Quote:
A turtle was walking down an alley in New York when he was mugged by a gang of snails. A police detective came to investigate and asked the turtle if he could explain what happened.

The turtle looked at the detective with a confused look on his face and replied “I don't know, it all happened so fast.”

Top Joke in Northern Ireland

Quote:
A doctor says to his patient, “I have bad news and worse news”.

“Oh dear, what's the bad news?” asks the patient.

The doctor replies, “You only have 24 hours to live.”

“That's terrible”, said the patient. “How can the news possibly be worse?”

The doctor replies, “I've been trying to contact you since yesterday.”

Also Rans

Quote:
Texan: “Where are you from?”
Harvard grad: “I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions.”
Texan: “Okay – where are you from, jackass?”

Quote:
An Alsatian went to a telegram office, took out a blank form and wrote, “Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof.”

The clerk examined the paper and politely told the dog: “There are only nine words here. You could send another ‘Woof’ for the same price.”

“But,” the dog replied, “that would make no sense at all.”

Two fish in a tank.
Quote:
One turns to the other and says “Do you know how to drive this?”

Q: What do you call a monkey in a minefield ?
A: A Baboom !

A scientist and a philosopher were being chased by a hungry lion. The scientist made some quick calculations, he said “it's no good trying to outrun it, its catching up”.

The philosopher kept a little ahead and replied “I am not trying to outrun the lion, I am trying to outrun you !”

Q: Which day of the week do fish hate?.......
A: Fry-Day

OK!!lol..damn funny.haha..oh well..decided to update since im already here.haha.my exams results are gonna suck bad man...zzz.worst!lol.next week is time for a chalet which my fren has been bugging me for a week.suddenly dont feel like going lei.haha.sian..oh well...havent haloed with the ol' sd members for ages halfjaw,clippit and firite. they must have got rusty while i improved usually i get last few positions, now i get 1st!whahaha.....

2008-10-19T20:45:00.000-07:00

yesterday reached home at 10+ and spoke on the fone for ages. = = didnt have the time to post. let start with yesterday's evening.

went out with my cousins and their families for dinner. theres this new guy called jiahao whose parents are divorced (0_0) and temporarily living at my cousin's house.
hes basically a quiet guy but somewhat arrogant. i'll bet he couldnt beat leonard on a 1v1 halo. yet he said "i wanna 1v1 u" wtf?! ahahahaha. idiot. ill get lekseng to rape him upside down with a pistol >:D

ah, after dinner. ii rush to amk hub to meet leonard (again). he reached there 20 mins earlier than me. wtf. we went to buy tickets for the painted skin. and then hung around the mini toons. then suddenly, lekseng appeared out of nowhere. zzz hes always appearing everywhere.

aha. now. the moviiieeeeee. hmm. didnt really like it. the whole show's storyline only happens IN the city and not OUTSIDE the city. wtf. and that bitchy demon took off the skin to reveal the whole body of maggots. yuck. and the ending. grrr. i hate that kind of endings " happily ever after" the bad guys dies and the good guys live happily after that. i would have preffered the good guys die or both good and bad die. thats because im a sadistic person >_>

2008-10-18T06:50:00.000-07:00

zzz. almost forgot to blog... = = anyways. today is a rather fun day. met leonard in e afternoon to play bball... I WON!! YIPEE!!!

after that basketball fiasco which lasted only an hour we went to my house to rape the computer :D o2jam, halo... same ol' games. till 5.30pm (OMFG). my cousin was reaching my house!

actually. my cousin didnt come ^$%&^&*@^!!! just when i needed him to fix my com = =
. around 8pm, i was idly surfing through the servers in halo trial and i came across a server called "BOWEN SEC". wtf, didnt know got bowenians play halo. anyways. i got in and killed them like shit >:O. bowenians arent that good XD. those guys are from 3e4... we were flamin our teachers and the principal XD and shootin each other trying to get each other to die. lolsssss. they not that bad lars. cos they're sharin the same connection, means 2 people with host advantages. leonard got owned by them =X

2008-10-17T08:27:00.000-07:00

I'm hurt.
So what if I'm hurt?

Being hurt doesn't change a thing.
Being in the right, or in the wrong, doesn't either.
What has happened, has happened.

I just love making myself miserable.
:D

No. Wait.
I promised myself that I will try to stop emoing from the moment my eyelids shut just now.

So I will try.
Mm.
-deep breath-

I..
need..
an..
outlet..
to..
let..
my..
negative..
emotions..
out..

Because I know,
that I'm about to reach my breakdown point if I don't.

There are so many things, so so many things..
That make my heart sink, make my lips frown,
make my eyes tear, make my fists clench..

They're just two empty pools now.
中了多少槍再站起來哭個痛快

2008-10-17T04:00:00.000-07:00

= =" wtf. didnt blog for dunno how long. so... back again +_+

yesterday(nothin different today ><), woke up in the morning at 9. as planned with leonard and wtf. he overslept and only woke up at 10 >:O = = after all the hullabaloo about that shit. we met at serangoon central before heading to pasir ris to get a job, at a childcare(WTF?!). frankly speakin, I HATE KIDS!!!! i wouldnt have gone if the pay wasnt high, 8 bucks per hour. the stupid journey took 1 hour wtf. by the time we reached there, my ass hurt like shit. almost cant walk = =.

we practically walked through the entire downtown east for over an hour trying to find the bloody childcare, the childcare was in a mall which is just next to where we started looking. -_-|||

leonard was the one who asked some fat woman who was the manager, and we were rejected! wtf. seems like we were too late. some bloody morn got there before us and that moron was beside us sneering and smirking away. wtf. could have killed him or her or whatever its gender is >:(

we decided to watch a movie after that. 20th century gays, i mean, boys. the process before the movie was a bit of a rush. we got home. eat, changed and i tried to contact lekseng to get him to come along @^#@#&*^*&@#& he wouldnt answer till the last minute. bloody bitch = = . by the time we got to J8's cinema. it was already 3 plus and the movie is startin in half an hour.

The movie was really nice. except some stupid part where the computer-made graphics SUCKS. The story was about a boy with a strong sense of justice gathered a bunch of friends to make a secret society. the boy is called kenji. he made a prophecy of the human race being exterminated at the beginning of the 21st century. there is this stupid guy wearing a mask with his famous line " kenji kun~ ah so bi ma sho~" wtf. we didnt get to see his true identity >:O on the overall. the movie was ok.

argh! i got home late. = = my mom got to the computer 1st. WTH!!! had to wait till 10:30. naima de. didnt have much time to play. but i found out one thing that i even shocked myself. I COULD PASS ELECTRO FANTASY-HD ON HARD MODE!!! ah... im so happy >:'D

Get your own Family Sticker Maker & MySpace Layouts.

2008-04-13T05:06:00.000-07:00

At last, found the mood to blog again -.- havent been blogging since the last post for 3 months. cos im seriously addicted to games. looks like the mid yr exams are coming. this could mean another few months of "no posting"... not that i m studying.. its that i am still playing games XDD.

PS. To saikyouin if yu are reading this, you suck at o2mania and halo =.=

2008-01-14T21:13:00.000-08:00

Finally, I started my blog, i was hesitant abt making a blog @ first but i sort of gave myself a slap on the face and got on with it, so its the first time in a few yrs i am blogging so be nice!!!